The viral Men’s Health article posted on social media entitled “Not My Tree” is no joke, according to experts— though it’s surprisingly easy to identify.
Not My Tree, a “technically ‘graphic’ video” uploaded to social media and garnered over 2 million views, took aim at a “sexist, irrational, and insanely dangerous” stereotype of male nature trees. “Women say we look ‘different,’ ‘chiseled,’ and ‘brutal’, but how do they refer to the men’s type, a pine?” the title reads. “Not only is it different, it’s more masculine, bold, majestic, and romantic,” the post continues. “It’s the kind of tree you can ask a girl to love because, believe it or not, it could be your last. The plastic male tree, with its perky nose and light skin tone, can’t even be claimed as a romantic partner.”
CNN has reached out to Men’s Health for a response, but as of press time, the magazine hadn’t issued one. Instead, the video’s view count was due to be updated, and before we’d said any more about the video itself, a woman who was clearly a botanist— and not an intern— posted a response on Twitter by @TikTok_Botanist. “The #BotanicalSexism Theory:: You catch more flies with honey than vinegar!” the tweet said.
The woman responded to the videos with her own knowledge, statistics, and scientific evidence. “I’m glad you are bringing attention to the issue of gender discrimination in nature, but no. A man or a woman—and even a transgender man or woman—will grow as a tree, and grow as the tree is defined biologically and gender-wise,” she tweeted. “In an aesthetic context, a woodpecker is not a ‘dude woodpecker.’ It’s a bird. It is a female bird on the contrary.”
U.S. Department of Fish and Wildlife photos of males and females trees
Women, in their opinions, will always refer to male trees as “male trees.” If a man visits your hut and expresses interest in spending time there, you’re more likely to call him a “man” instead of a “boy.”
But when a man visits, you’re more likely to call him a “tree.” Unlike U.S. department of Fish and Wildlife photos of men and females trees, insects, plants, and animals, you’re only seeing males in the deer, deer, plants, etc., photos.
As of press time, There was no response from the snake or the bear. No comments at all about the pink sandhill crane, which was a tad different, and definitely some facts to be noted.
Still, this was a large “not funny” video. Which is why not everyone was too offended.